20 Reviews @ 20 Words Or Less: (Seriously)
Freaking Crap. What an AWESOME IDEA! I mean, sure, it won't be as awesome as the picture to the right, but it's close....
Im going to review 20 things using 20 words or less for each review.
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1- Carrots (www.carrotmuseum.co.uk): More oranger than oranges, precious things like diamonds and gold are judged by them, and I can EAT them. A+
2- Logitech Z-2300 2.1 Computer Speakers (Product Link): THE BEST 2.1 speakers on earth. I never ever exaggerate either.
3- Zebra Sarasa 0.7mm Medium Point Gel Retractable Pen (Product Link): I love this pen. I use it for drawing, writing, scribbling, defacing, gouging, poking, scratching, cutting and playing darts.
4- Guitar Hero III For PC (community.guitarhero.com): Damn you "Through Fire and Flames". I can only get to 70% on Hard.
5- Kate Beaton's Online Comics (www.katebeaton.com): One of the most intelligent and funny online comics. Definitely a favorite. Canadian History: Now With 82% Less Suck.
1- Carrots (www.carrotmuseum.co.uk): More oranger than oranges, precious things like diamonds and gold are judged by them, and I can EAT them. A+
2- Logitech Z-2300 2.1 Computer Speakers (Product Link): THE BEST 2.1 speakers on earth. I never ever exaggerate either.
3- Zebra Sarasa 0.7mm Medium Point Gel Retractable Pen (Product Link): I love this pen. I use it for drawing, writing, scribbling, defacing, gouging, poking, scratching, cutting and playing darts.
4- Guitar Hero III For PC (community.guitarhero.com): Damn you "Through Fire and Flames". I can only get to 70% on Hard.
5- Kate Beaton's Online Comics (www.katebeaton.com): One of the most intelligent and funny online comics. Definitely a favorite. Canadian History: Now With 82% Less Suck.
6- White Boards (Wiki): White. Fun. And I sometimes draw diagrams on them for no reason at all. Lunch? Let me draw a diagram!
7- Domestic Vehicles: S.U.C.K.
8- Blackberry 7290 (Product Link): Whoever designed this phone was probably related to Richard Simmons, but was even more retarded...and gay.
9- The Pakistani Accent (A Fine Example): Fun to do. May lead to involuntary dog kicking and changing your internet providings.
10- Secret Broadcast (Myspace): Super awesome indie canadian band. They kick your ass, and then hand you the bill for the shoes they used.
11- Internet Slang: lolololololololololololololololol Roflcopterwtfbbq. www.lolthemovie.com lmao...wtf?
12- Talking To People While The Are In The Bathroom At Work: I DON'T FREAKING GET IT. GO AWAY. I'M TRYING TO PEE HERE. Stupid WIERDOS... (Im not the only one who hates this)
13- Logitech MX Revolution (Product Link): Could be better, but it is the best mouse on the market. Too bad the MX1000 has been discontinued.
14- Japanese Drum n Bass: So much better than I expected. It-a kicks-a you asso, HAI !!! Check out The Future Sound of Tokyo. Awesome.
15- WestJet (www.westjet.com): Better than Air Canada. Better seats, nicer staff, cheaper flights (usually) and I can use expired creditcards to order movies.
16- Dove Beauty Bar (Product Link): Really gay name. Embarassing for men to buy. Best soap I've used to date.
17- Global Obusforme Ergonomic Chair (Product Link): Simply wow...it cost about $600 and totally worth it. Holds your back in ways you never thought possible. A+
18- That New White Correction Tape Eraser Crap (like here): Please stop making them. Everyone should just go back to the good old liquid white-out (like here)...pleaaase.
19- Albian Village (the "camp" where I stay when Im working up in the oilfields in northern Alberta. There is a review here before it opened HERE): Place designed by idiots, rules set up idiots, everything run by idiots, and inhabited by a large population of idiots.
20- Me: I know how to type. I can't tap dance tho.
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Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the above-posted demonstration of time-wastery. Send me a comment if you have anything to say...such as a comment.
- Consumer #1337
- Consumer #1337
